{"product_id":"chomper-pacifier","title":"Chomper Pacifier—(15-35lbs)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eYes, it's a dummy. For your dog.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA 5.2-inch natural rubber chew shaped like an oversized baby pacifier, with a squeaker in the head and a ring you can clip to a leash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eWhy you need it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour dog already acts like a toddler. This just makes it official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the joke it does real work — bumps across the surface scrape food debris and tartar while he chews, and giving him something ridiculous of his own is the simplest way to stop him going after your shoes. Every visitor will ask about it, which is worth something on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eSqueaks when squeezed\u003c\/strong\u003e — the sound sits in the head, and it's what keeps him coming back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eNatural rubber\u003c\/strong\u003e — non-toxic, wipes clean, holds up to repeated chewing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eCleans teeth as he chews\u003c\/strong\u003e — the raised bumps work the gum line and scrape plaque\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eClips to a leash\u003c\/strong\u003e — the ring means it can come on walks or hang from a branch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eSized for small and medium dogs\u003c\/strong\u003e — 5.2 inches, about the size of an adult palm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eHonest note:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is a novelty chew, not a heavy-duty one. It suits small and medium dogs and teething puppies — a genuinely powerful jaw will get through it. Supervise chewing and retire it once pieces start coming loose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1x Latex pacifier chew toy\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#F5C518;\"\u003eOur Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not happy for any reason? 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